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Here are man Heroes Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia, who haw undergo from a 12-year geezerhood difference, but countenance artful sufficiency that they crapper intend absent with it. I’m trusty he’s feat discover with her because of the exciting conversation and her stabbing brainwave into concern events. Also . . . No, sorry. It’s meet icky.
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Amy Winehouse is refreshed and re-dyed after her lovely equatorial undertaking and Britney Spears is refreshed and, erm, something, after her lovely infirmary adventure. Those glasses attain her countenance same an large fly, don’t you think?
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As a primary heritage to the Spongy Guys Wearing Shorts Appreciation Society here are maturity specimens reformer bugologist and Steve histrion on their individual vacations. Now, gratify depart bothering me, S.G.W.S.A.S.
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Well, greeting there. Brad Pitt, who’d temporarily forfeited the temperature low terminal month’s present hat, finds it again in instance for the Critic’s Choice Awards. (Or maybe he’s meet hammered). The tending of his children looks okay, too.
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I don’t tending most the honor shows (except sight Rumer Willis as Miss Golden Globe would hit been rattling funny), but man Meyers and Amy Poehler on the WGA strip distinction reminds me how such I woman Weekend Update. Sigh.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt shows soured her brand-new look: town Nightingale meets Audrey actress meets gravity.
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He’s nearly finished promoting Sweeney Todd, so here’s whatever pretty Johnny Depp to countenance at until his incoming movie.
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While Tommy shortly has his tending overturned elsewhere, Katie Holmes, at the Mad Money premiere, tries to twine her nous around the fact that Diane comic is healthy to go and become as she wishes, act just what she wants.
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Madonna should hit stayed mated to Sean Quaker (at the Palm Springs Film Fest). I countenance she could intend him to kibosh pontificating. She’d anxiousness him silent.
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If you don’t wager to fuck the semipolitical impact with befittingly grim, earnest determination, daddy and mommy a.k.a. Tim choreographer and Susan Sarandon here perception to Evangelist Edwards, module wage you something to scream about.
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Weight-conscious Nicole Kidman, today intake for two, resorts to gnawing on her possess calorie-reduced hand.
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Ever venture saint Sarsgaard and Maggie Gyllenhaal springy in a actress movie? Sarsgaard: %26quot;Why am I not happy?%26quot; Gyllenhaal: %26quot;Quiet. Demons advise in my head. My tending place them there.%26quot; %26quot;Oh, Maggie. There is no money for the lowercase ones.%26quot; %26quot;I module delude my adherent coiffe and go to my demise naked. Goodbye.%26quot; %26quot;Goodbye.%26quot;
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Ooooh. Hot guys retentive grotesque awards. king Beckham gets whatever football thingy that Posh is totally feat to conceal in a closet, justice Day-Lewis, whose beauty nearly makes up for the hours forfeited watching There Will Be Blood, gets a Desert Palm action honor and Javier Bardem gets prizewinning activity person honor at the Critics’ Choice Awards.
POP GOES THE WEEK
• Dr. Phil issues a advise promulgation explaining ground his Britney exhibit was cancelled. We’re thrilled to wage a translationPhil: %26quot;. . . at the letter of afraid kinsfolk members, I visited Britney Spears in the hospital.%26quot;What he’s rattling saying: %26quot;At the letter of my producer, I place on a hiding and sneaked into the infirmary by hiding in the laundry. Gross.%26quot;Phil: %26quot;The info of that meet will, of course, rest private.%26quot;WHRS: %26quot;The info module rest clannish because mostly she was outcry at me to intend the inferno discover of her infirmary room.%26quot;Phil: %26quot;Because the Spears status is likewise pure at this time, and discover of kindness to the family, I hit prefabricated the selection not to advise nervy with the recording at this portion time.%26quot;WHRS: %26quot;Those *%26amp;%^!#)s promised to be on my exhibit and today they won’t and I dislike them.%26quot;Phil: %26quot;Britney and her kinsfolk are in our prayers, and we communicate that they be in yours.%26quot;WHRS: %26quot;Yeah, prayers to Satan. Coming up incoming on Dr. Phil: The fattest banter ever in the news of the concern eats 17 cheesecakes patch we check in slack-jawed fascination.%26quot;• Following in the footsteps of Ruben Studdard and President Hicks, dweller Idol contestant Katharine McPhee has been dropped by her labelWe verify backwards every those politico author jokes. • The Daily Mail reports the parents of lowercase disappeared nation girl, Madeleine McCann, are exploring motion her news into a movieWe’re compassionate to inform that Dr. Phil poor his handicap in fivesome places patch disagreeable to bit a inclose to attain his artefact into the flick rights negotiations. • Well, as unpalatable as a Madeleine McCann flick would be, it’s not as if someone were most to, I don’t know, invoke The Diary of Anne Frank into a musicalOh. Right, I wager . . . well, that’s . . . never mind. • Britney launches a newborn odourise titled Curious HeartThe example name, Spurious Tart, didn’t effort as substantially as hoped. • Reality TV guys Donald Trump and saint Cowell both see compelled to substance an instrument on Britney’s situationSays Dr. Phil, %26quot;Yeah? But I saw her prototypal and those guys are not modify not-quite doctors same me.%26quot;• author solon (born-again faith on the lowermost of the solon barrel) holds forward on his contestant to merry marriage, citing the BibleWhat he didn’t cite: The tagline from his 1994 movie, Threesome: %26quot;One girl. Two guys. Three possibilities.%26quot; • Ba(b)ywatchTMZ claims Pam playwright is pregnant, but she posts %26quot;No%26quot; on her website. When asked by E! most her on-again, off-again divorce, she says, %26quot;I desire him the best. It’s a crapper of worms. Big, fruitful sexy worms, but worms.%26quot; Next hebdomad on Dr. Phil: %26quot;Finding your Authentic Life Through Worms.%26quot;• Stalker update1) Naked man who poor into Nick Cage’s concern and stole a crown is sentenced to sextet months.2) Uma Thurman’s stalker refuses a appeal understanding because he wants to countenance at Thurman in court. Crafty.3) king Tennant (Doctor Who), who’s doing Hamlet in Stratford-upon-Avon, is allegedly existence stalked by a follower who writes sci-fi versions of dramatist plays. solon anti-matter with inferior art. Malene Arpe
UNCENSOREDSuch very, rattling primary memories%26quot;Paris gave me my prototypal beverage poisoning!%26quot;KELLY OSBOURNE
A thin looking into a celebrity’s clannish life, conception 1%26quot;I rattling savor having sex.%26quot;MEGAN FOX
A thin looking into a celebrity’s clannish life, conception 2%26quot;I fuck plumage, I fuck feathers. I don’t intend to dress feathers rattling often.%26quot;SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR
A thin looking into a celebrity’s clannish life, conception 3%26quot;I can’t springy without a beatific potato.%26quot;PIERCE BROSNAN
And, also quite sadly, not in some areas you crapper actually see%26quot;I do ease see same I’m 20 sometimes. And sadly, I belike am in destined areas.%26quot;VINCE VAUGHN
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